Sarcastic Opossum - Vinyl Sticker - for Water Bottles, Laptops, Kindles, Journals, and more!

✨ Now Available as a Magnetic Bookmark or Fridge Magnet ✨

Add unapologetic feral energy to your favorite items with this “First of All, I’m a Delight” possum vinyl sticker — the perfect mix of sarcastic humor, chaos, and personality for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, toolboxes, iPads, and more!

This bold design features an unhinged, wide-eyed possum with vintage-style detailing and distressed lettering, making it the ultimate funny animal sticker for those who embrace their lovable gremlin side. Ideal for fans of possum memes, dark humor, cottagecore creature chaos, and snarky quote decals.

Waterproof, durable, and long-lasting — perfect for daily use on water bottles, laptops, coolers, lockers, planners, scrapbooks, journals, and car windows. Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, students, nurses, or anyone who radiates delightful disaster energy.

✨ DETAILS
• Premium quality vinyl sticker
• Weatherproof + waterproof
• Scratch resistant
• Long-lasting color
• Crisp, high-resolution print
• Handmade in small batches
• Perfect for tumblers, laptops, notebooks, iPads, planners, etc.

📐SIZE OPTIONS

Choose your perfect size:
✔ 2” — great for phones + small gifts
✔ 3” — best-seller (most popular!)
✔ 4” — ideal for water bottles, laptops, gifting
✔ message us for custom sizes

✨ FINISH OPTIONS

✔ Matte – soft, smooth, classic
✔ Glossy – bright & durable
✔ Holographic – eye-catching rainbow shine

🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Christmas gift tags
• Holiday packaging
• Stocking stuffers
• Teachers + nurses
• Secret Santa
• Office gifts
• Kids’ Christmas parties
• Advent calendars
• Scrapbooking + planners
• Craft projects

💧 DURABILITY
Our stickers are made using professional-grade vinyl that is waterproof, dishwasher safe, and UV-resistant.
Use them on:
✔ Water bottles
✔ Tumblers
✔ Notebooks
✔ Laptops
✔ Coolers
✔ Phone cases

💌 SHIPPING
• Ships fast from the USA
• Mailed in a rigid mailer for protection