{"product_id":"sarcastic-opossum-vinyl-sticker-for-water-bottles-laptops-kindles-journals-and-more","title":"Sarcastic Opossum - Vinyl Sticker - for Water Bottles, Laptops, Kindles, Journals, and more!","description":"\u003cp\u003e✨ Now Available as a Magnetic Bookmark or Fridge Magnet ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAdd unapologetic feral energy to your favorite items with this “First of All, I’m a Delight” possum vinyl sticker — the perfect mix of sarcastic humor, chaos, and personality for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, toolboxes, iPads, and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold design features an unhinged, wide-eyed possum with vintage-style detailing and distressed lettering, making it the ultimate funny animal sticker for those who embrace their lovable gremlin side. Ideal for fans of possum memes, dark humor, cottagecore creature chaos, and snarky quote decals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof, durable, and long-lasting — perfect for daily use on water bottles, laptops, coolers, lockers, planners, scrapbooks, journals, and car windows. Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, students, nurses, or anyone who radiates delightful disaster energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPremium quality vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tWeatherproof + waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tScratch resistant\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tLong-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCrisp, high-resolution print\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHandmade in small batches\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPerfect for tumblers, laptops, notebooks, iPads, planners, etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📐SIZE OPTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your perfect size:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ 2” — great for phones + small gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ 3” — best-seller (most popular!)\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ 4” — ideal for water bottles, laptops, gifting\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ message us for custom sizes\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ FINISH OPTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Matte – soft, smooth, classic\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Glossy – bright \u0026amp; durable\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Holographic – eye-catching rainbow shine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tChristmas gift tags\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHoliday packaging\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tStocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tTeachers + nurses\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tSecret Santa\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOffice gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tKids’ Christmas parties\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAdvent calendars\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tScrapbooking + planners\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCraft projects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💧 DURABILITY\u003cbr\u003e\nOur stickers are made using professional-grade vinyl that is waterproof, dishwasher safe, and UV-resistant.\u003cbr\u003e\nUse them on:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Notebooks\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Laptops\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Coolers\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Phone cases\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003e💌 SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tShips fast from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tMailed in a rigid mailer for protection\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Worthy \u0026 Wilder","offers":[{"title":"Vinyl Sticker \/ 2","offer_id":47740390473958,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vinyl Sticker \/ 3","offer_id":47740390506726,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vinyl Sticker \/ 4","offer_id":47740390539494,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fridge Magnet \/ 2","offer_id":47740390572262,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fridge Magnet \/ 3","offer_id":47740390605030,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fridge Magnet \/ 4","offer_id":47740390637798,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnetic Bookmark \/ 2","offer_id":47740390670566,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnetic Bookmark \/ 3","offer_id":47740390703334,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnetic Bookmark \/ 4","offer_id":47740390736102,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/0430\/9478\/files\/il_fullxfull.7469770314_oa2v.jpg?v=1780545454","url":"https:\/\/worthy-wilder.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-opossum-vinyl-sticker-for-water-bottles-laptops-kindles-journals-and-more","provider":"Worthy \u0026 Wilder","version":"1.0","type":"link"}